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[audio] Veteran Who Stormed Beach At Normandy Still Getting Laid Because Of It
Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland
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Flea Market Vendor Could Possibly Let Unidentifiable Lump Go For 15
BOISE, ID—Though he claims it to be worth at least twice as much, flea market vendor Roger Jenkins is willing to let an unidentifiable,...
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New Pain-Inducing Advil Created For People Who Just Want To Feel Something, Anything
PHILADELPHIA—Taken three times daily with a quart of gin, Advil Release can alleviate the worst symptoms of life's deadening futility and cold, blank emptiness.
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Consumer Prices Fall Record Amount
The Consumer Price Index fell a record 1 percent in October, the steepest one month decline in its history. What do you think?
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[audio] Phil's Party Reminds Area Man Why He Doesn't Go To Phil's Parties
Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland
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Teenage Katrina Survivor Wins Yet Another Essay Contest
WASHINGTON—At an awards ceremony held yesterday for the 2008 Profiles in Courage Essay Contest, 17-year-old Hurricane Katrina survivor...
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Peja Stojakovic Fondly Recalls First Human Head He Played Basketball With
NEW ORLEANS—Hornets small forward Peja Stojakovic entertained his teammates Tuesday with his heartwarming tale of growing up in war-torn...
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Dems Leave Lieberman Unpunished
Despite his support of Sen. John McCain's presidential bid, the Democratic Caucus voted to let Sen. Joe Lieberman keep his position chairing the...
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Jimmie Johnson's Car Put Out To Stud
CHARLOTTE, NC—Hendrick Motorsports confirmed what many NASCAR fans had suspected all season, announcing Wednesday that Jimmie Johnson's number 48 Chevrolet Impala would be put out to stud, ending its career in stock-car racing and living...
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[audio] Fit Of Anger Turns Dairy Farmer Into Beef Farmer
Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland
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I'm Not One Of Those 'Love Thy Neighbor' Christians
Everybody has this image of "crazy Christians" based on what they hear in the media, but it's just not true. Most Christians are normal, decent...
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If Only Someone Had Written A Song Describing The Bittersweet, Cyclical Nature Of The Father-Son Relationship
Over the years, music has covered a wide range of human emotions. But one aspect of the human condition that has never been evoked by a single...
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Crocodile Bites Off Bush's Arm
HOMESTEAD, FL—A 14-foot crocodile bit off President Bush's left arm at the shoulder Monday, a White House memo reported. Bush, who was...
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Mark Cuban Sued For Insider Trading
Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban is being sued by the Securities and Exchange Commission for selling his interest in Mamma.com after receiving...
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[audio] Area Father Proves Tree Fort Is Not As Strong As Son Claims
Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland
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Thousands Gather For Stuffing Of Giant Rockefeller Center Turkey
NEW YORK—"Lines were long but I wanted my son to be there when they peeled back the skin and threw salted butter and grease into the crowd," said Dean Carlson
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History Doomed To Repeat Itself, Reports Man Who Just Dropped Food On Pants
DENVER—After dropping a chili dog in his lap Tuesday, area resident Marcus Nielson addressed the food-related blunder, calling it but...
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Missing Beatles Track Confirmed
In an interview with the BBC, Paul McCartney confirmed the existence of a 14-minute track the Beatles recorded for an electronic music festival. What...
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[audio] Bioengineers Outsmarted By Strain Of Intelligent Wheat
Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland
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[video] Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Enter Into Talks With Mike Greenman
At a press conference today, the AGU announced it will not even acknowledge Mike Greenman until he begins dressing better and loses some weight.
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- Forcing pregnant women to take HIV tests
- Delusions in HIV and cancer treatment
- Competing theories of AIDS: Is HIV irrelevant?
- Causes of death among children younger than 4
- Syphilis causes "HIV" viral load spike, and T-cell decrease
- Finding your own road
- Parasite epidemic of the 1970s renamed AIDS in 1981
- HIV / AIDS drug trials: "Try this, let's see if you drop dead!"
- Multicultural Community of Bugs - NewsGrabs 23 November 2008
- Yes, He Can. Maybe. When He Gets Around To It: An Ongoing Series
- eHarmony Forced to Create a Dating Service for Gay Singles
- JUPITER Cholesterol Drug Trial: Marketing Tactics Threaten Public Health and Wealth
- Beyond the Bailout: A new Economy - NewsGrabs 16 November 2008
- Beyond the Bailout: A new Economy - NewsGrabs 16 November 2008
- Mormon Outed by Campaign Finance Laws
- Melissa Etheridge, Tax Protester
- Healthcare as a Commons? - NewsGrabs 9 November 2008
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- Variable adherence to prescribed dosing regimens for protease inhibitors: scope and outcomes.
- Clinical application of the inhibitory quotient: is there a role in HIV protease inhibitor therapy?.
- Protease inhibitor therapy in resource-limited settings.
- Clinical pharmacology of HIV protease inhibitors in pregnancy.
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- New insight into the response of human skin to radiation
- Bionovo to present phase 1B trial results of BZL101 in metastatic breast cancer
- Light drinking has certain health benefits, researchers look at why
- Exposure to Dioxin linked to increased heart problems
- FDA accepts Vanda Pharmaceuticals Iloperidone resubmission
- Comparison of 5 Flow Cytometric Immunophenotyping Systems for Absolute CD4+ T-Lymphocyte Counts in HIV-1-Infected Patients Living in Resource-Limited Settings.
- Characterization of Quantitative and Functional Innate Immune Parameters in HIV-1-Infected Colombian Children Receiving Stable Highly Active Antiretroviral Therapy.
- Ritonavir Greatly Impairs CYP3A Activity in HIV Infection With Chronic Viral Hepatitis.
- Antiretroviral Therapy Exposure and Insulin Resistance in the Women's Interagency HIV Study.
- Improved Measures of Quality of Life, Lipid Profile, and Lipoatrophy After Treatment Interruption in HIV-Infected Patients With Immune Preservation: Results of ACTG 5170.
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