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American Voices: Congress Clears U.S. Airspace For More Drones
With a vote of 75 to 20 in the Senate, Congress approved a bill that will allow more drones, military and private, in U.S.
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Peyton Manning Congratulates Brother Eli: 'This Has Been The Worst Year Of My Life'
INDIANAPOLIS—Mere minutes after Super Bowl XLVI MVP Eli Manning hoisted the Lombardi Trophy on Sunday, he was congratulated in the locker room by his older brother, injury-ridden four-time NFL MVP Peyton, whose sadness at missing an entire season se...
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WEDDINGS: Although she desperately wanted to marry Brandon Cisneros, Amy Phillips, 25, thought saying "I don't do" at the ceremony was just too funny an opportunity to pass up.
Although she desperately wanted to marry Brandon Cisneros, Amy Phillips, 25, thought saying "I don't do' at the ceremony was just too funny an opportunity to pass up.
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Iran Worried U.S. Might Be Building 8,500th Nuclear Weapon
TEHRAN—Amidst mounting geopolitical tensions, Iranian officials said Wednesday they were increasingly concerned about the United States of America's uranium-enrichment program, fearing the Western nation may soon be capable of producing its 8,500th ...
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Infographic: 'Soul Train' Creator Don Cornelius Dead
Last week, the final chapter of Soul Train came to a close when show creator and longtime host Don Cornelius was found dead in his California home. Here are some highlights from the legendary show he created: 1971: Ja...
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New Biography Reveals Einstein Devised Theory Of Relativity On Paper Because He Wasn't Smart Enough To Invent Microsoft Word
PRINCETON, NJ—A new biography by science historian Tanya Medel has rocked the physics world with the revelation that theoretical physicist Albert Einstein wasn't smart enough to invent Microsoft Word and use it to devise his theory of relativity.
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American Voices: Spanking Doesn't Work
A study published in the Canadian Medical Association Journal analyzed two decades of research and found that children who were punished physically became more aggressive over time, while those who weren't became less aggressive.
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Alarming Study Finds More Than 12 Instances Of Racism Occurred Last Year
NEW YORK—A shocking study released Thursday by sociologists at Columbia University found that more than 12 instances of racism occurred in 2011, suggesting not only that prejudice based on the color of one's skin still exists, but that it remains di...
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[audio] Junior Building Inspector Closes Down Area Tree House
Junior Building Inspector Closes Down Area Tree House
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TV Listings: Cryojennifer
CW 8 p.m. EST/7 p.m. CST Tonight: The beautiful but absentminded Cryojennifer completely messes up a sales report at work, makes the mistake of questioning her sister's weight, and burns a meal she cooks for her boyfriend, realizing once again that the o...
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Letters To The Editor: Cloning Update
Dear The Onion, Where are scientists at on cloning? Since the sheep it seems like there’s been nothing. Paul Goethe, Rochester, NY
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EL PASO, TX—A cockroach living under the fridge in Nelson and Elizabeth Gebler's kitchen headed to work thinking, "Cockroach’s gotta make a living."
EL PASO, TX—A cockroach living under the fridge in Nelson and Elizabeth Gebler's kitchen headed to work thinking, "Cockroach’s gotta make a living."
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Study Reveals Majority Of Suicides Occur While Trying To Put Fitted Sheet On Bed
BALTIMORE—According to a study published Monday in Psychological Bulletin, more than 83 percent of suicides take place when an individual is faced with the task of putting a fitted sheet onto a mattress.
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Area Woman Becomes Nation's First Grandma Courtney
Area Woman Becomes Nation's First Grandma Courtney
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[video] Meet The Man Inside The Nicolas Cage Costume
Star Fix has an exclusive interview with the man who has enchanted audiences for the last 30 years playing the delightfully wacky, oversized puppet of Nicolas Cage.
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American Voices: Smoking Speeds Mental Decline
A study published in Archives Of General Psychiatry found that middle-aged men who smoked had diminished cognitive skills, the equivalent of having aged an additional 10 years.
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New Photos Reveal Stress Of Obama's First Term In Office Has Rapidly Aged Americans
WASHINGTON—Recent side-by-side photographic comparisons of Americans before and after he assumed the presidency have confirmed the stress of Barack Obama's time in the White House has taken a significant toll on the U.S.
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[audio] Camera Crew Discreetly Trails Overweight Woman For Obesity Segment
Camera Crew Discreetly Trails Overweight Woman For Obesity Segment
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Indianapolis Colts Somehow Wind Up With Exact Same Coaching Staff
Indianapolis Colts Somehow Wind Up With Exact Same Coaching Staff
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- Yogurt cures AIDS? Probiotics study by AHF
- Remember PCP and KS ?
- Coming of Age in the Era of AIDS
- Forcing pregnant women to take HIV tests
- Delusions in HIV and cancer treatment
- Competing theories of AIDS: Is HIV irrelevant?
- Causes of death among children younger than 4
- Syphilis causes "HIV" viral load spike, and T-cell decrease
- Infoholix on CAM - Complementary and Alternative Therapies
- Justice Anthony Kennedy and the Future of Gay Marriage
- Ninth Circuit Won't Say If “Same-Sex Couples May Ever Be Denied the Right to Marry”
- Court Declares California's Gay Marriage Ban Illegal
- FDA purposely hid aspartame dangers: open letter to the European Food Safety Authority
- Does smoking tobacco fulfill a nutritional need?
- Supplements: The Real Story - Natural or Synthetic? Foods or Tablets?
- Despite safety of supplements, FDA insists on regulation - Health Supreme NewsGrabs 15 January 2012
- Despite safety of supplements, FDA insists on regulation - Health Supreme NewsGrabs 15 January 2012
- Dysmorphometrics: the modelling of morphological abnormalities
- Cancer dynamics for identical twin brothers
- A molecular diffusion based utility model for Drosophila larval phototaxis
- Mathematical modeling of solid cancer growth with angiogenesis
- Neural Network Assessment of Herbal Protection against Chemotherapeutic-Induced Reproductive Toxicity
- Money from Bill and Melinda Gates will help beat Dengue fever in Australia
- Australian scientists win funds for new research
- South Carolina health coverage, cigarette tax bill stalls in state Senate
- Supporters, opponents of comparative effectiveness research 'gearing up' to clash over planned efforts, New York Times reports
- Survey examines wait times for appointments with specialists in 15 U.S. cities
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- Effect of Rifampicin on Efavirenz Pharmacokinetics in HIV-Infected Children With Tuberculosis.
- Phenotypic and Functional Characterization of HIV-1-Specific CD4+CD8+ Double-Positive T Cells in Early and Chronic HIV-1 Infection.
- Hepatitis C Virus Coinfection Does Not Influence the CD4 Cell Recovery in HIV-1-Infected Patients With Maximum Virologic Suppression.
- Nonalcoholic Fatty Liver Disease Among HIV-Infected Persons.
- A Once-Daily Lopinavir/Ritonavir-Based Regimen Is Noninferior to Twice-Daily Dosing and Results in Similar Safety and Tolerability in Antiretroviral-Naive Subjects Through 48 Weeks.
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